War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…