I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you