Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The only thing harder in sports Than hitting a baseball Is writing This maxim applies to every human… Especially writing

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people