My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

My whole life, I thought I’d done… Duly deputized by the law of the l… As enforced by the superego, for w… But due to unforeseen circumstance… When instead of always being due f…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it