On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold