Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

One of the great rabbinic sages ex… That this world’s three most inten… Are Jews, dogs, and roosters My take? No one greets the day like a roost…

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…