What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works