Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough