The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition
2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
