When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…