Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Let there be light blight and hindsight

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found