In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…