What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
Asked to surrender his battleship John Paul Jones replied “I have not yet begun to fight!” Asked to surrender my ego trip I replied
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking
The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
