If a computer could speak we could not understand it

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged