The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

I will gladly suffer fools for love

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost