God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…