I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
I don’t get mad I get odd
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
