The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Breathe in not out

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous