Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Love may never win but love always ties
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo
