He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
