Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote