People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

Easy to please but problematic to appease

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection