The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
