Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
