Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself
In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
