As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on