Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
