The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction