When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski