Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary