I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
