I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

One thing I could do Was need control

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–