In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel
I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups