The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task
You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
