The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome