Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

I will gladly suffer fools for love