You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…