I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Experience teaches men that Money is addictive And love is the only cure for addi… For a thousand thousand dollars is… While one woman is more than enoug…

I will gladly suffer fools for love

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…