Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

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