It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…