There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups