When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…