I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done