Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning