Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having