The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…