I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Never Win Anything
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
