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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

I Used to Love Talking About the Weather Because It Was the One Thing for Which There Was No One to Blame

It never snows anymore
in Baltimore
but it did before
you left open the refrigerator door

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
Catch ‘24

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom
Prose and Cons

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
God Is One, Not One at a Time

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Part of Me

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Life Consists of Love and Work, and Love Is Analogous to Work

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business
The Reason Being

Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
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The World’s Most Powerful Bureaucracy Releases Its Vision and Mission Statements

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
Avoid the ‘Noid

The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
“If you think you understand quantum mechanics, you don’t understand quantum mechanics”

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when
In the Status Sphere

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Cajun Mensch

Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
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I Had a Dream that I went to Sleep Without Taking My Contacts Out but When I Woke Up I Remembered that I Only Wear Reading Contacts and I Haven’t Been Able to Find Any Good Books

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…
Work ‘Til You Shop

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working
“A Sunday-size Puzzle with a Fun Whirlpool Shape”

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
All Writers Are Living on Borrowed Time

You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
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