I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
I will gladly suffer fools for love
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork