You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...

Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle