Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
