Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!