When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
