Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Adolescents are testing the world By way of their parents– Will it, will they Give them what they need Or