Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

How much Are you willing to sacrifice For what You cannot have

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–