The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious