You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds