For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
You keep the peace they get everything else
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
