As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous