I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

You keep the peace they get everything else

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Just as in tennis I play to my opponent’s level in relationships

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell