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The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things

In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone